As Of May 3rd 2018, I have changed my web page, as well as my real name to Joseph Connors.  And you can find this brand new Updated web page at ..    However, you can still read about me in here, soon I hope to transfer what I have here to my other web page.


True Story


Thank you for taking your time coming to read my super long web page-  The story about a man with TBI, SAD, and PTSD, and with the wish is to be to be reformed into a little boy.  With the heart and mind of a child- I think it would be best to teach you (What I know) about TBI.  Trust me, you will understand a whole lot more about me if you just read this web page.  And please share this web page with as many people as you can, the more people you share it with- the more people would understand my condition.  With all these problems that I have- I should be DEAD!

Also included is my own my story of, The Fountain Of Youth linked above.

And you are correct, There is no way I could have typed all this.  My Sister-in-law, who (basically I knew my whole life) was told that her son, Sam can not attend school here anymore.  This was caused by Rumors.  His last day of school was on that Friday the 18th of November 2011..  Yet, I still can not figure out why someone would do that.  With him, I had so many friends and I was loved by many.  I remember the day when the police came to me house and told me that Sam can not go to school here anymore. That letter is in my Google Profile, and lets just hope I do not find them before the police do.  I think it was YOU- (The city of Klamath Falls) was trying to protect him from me, they thought I would harm him.  (Now, Why would I do that to my Best Friend?)   So they started a rumor about him.  And thanks to you, My Best Friend whom I been with since 2003 is not here to help me get friends.  He does not even call me up and ask how I am doing.  Why In The Living Hell did Klamath Falls kick him out of the city???   That is what I want to know! (I Known him since he was 1..)

You can find out their names in my Google Profile Linked above.

This people who kicked out Sam, I believe that they wanted me to live my life alone, without ever having any friends or family, and I do not even know them...  Now the Whole city believes that I am the one to blame.  It was a Rumor that Kicked Sam out of school,  They probably hate the fact I have that letter (With their names) up there in my google profile.   Thanks to them, I have no family, or anyone to help me.

You can find him, in The Story Of Friendship linked above.

PS. I do not know any 10 year old boy who has a girlfriend.  Heck, I do not even have a girlfriend. - And I never did.

As for Me: Way back In 1987, I had a Traumatic Brain Injury causing me to have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, and Social Anxiety Disorder, causing my life to be in terminal; having a frozen mind meaning, all I know is to be a kid...  I consider myself to be a Deformed 10 years old child..  I do not know how to talk to people, I do not have many friends, too scared to take walks, and too scared to join any youth program...   

But do not just take my word for it......  READ THIS ARTICLE!

And after reading that article, you would know that the only way I can go on with my life was if I was reformed into a 10 year old boy, (As of 2018, I am starting to tell everyone that I am 10 year old.)  And yet, there are plenty of kids out there who I would love to be cloned into.  It is the wish I prey for every night, every morning, and each second of each day, I even feel like a 10 year old child.  I think like a child, act like a child, I am as smart as a child, I even want to go into Boy Scouts to make friends, But I know society can not see me as a 10 year old boy, I do not do anything wrong, I don't drink, I don't smoke- all I know how to do is be 10 years old...  When Sam was here- His mom would have told you the exact same thing-  She knows exactly how hard my life is-  Exactly..  She even helped me type this page.   But now- nobody understands, nobody understands that when you are looking at me, you are not looking at a man, you are looking at a boy.  You come in my house, see the picture of my best friend on the wall- you are looking at the child I want to become/ to be reformed into.   and I would love to go to School to be a volunteer, and I would love to join boy scouts, but we have rumors, and discrimination laws that need to be fixed.   And thanks to you, "Discrimination" is my favorite word!

And why can I not get Anyone to understand that All I know how to do is be A Kid??  I never had much of a family, never had a girlfriend, I do not take drugs, I do not smoke, and I do not drink.  I am perfectly healthy.   I watch cartoons, it relaxes me when watching Tom and Jerry, I have seen every episode of the 1980s Series of Goof Troop, I watch Looney Tunes, And I just finished the first season of Lost In Space on NetFlix..   You can bring your kid here and I would look after him, sure- I have popcorn, we can order pizza, I have Amazon Prime Video, I can watch any cartoon, I have money, we can rent a movie, I have PS4, I have Virtual Reality, (Only for kids above 12) and I have loads of games on my PS4: Minecraft, and Gran Turismo Sport are two of my favorites.

My Minecraft World: Pandemonium. 4+ years...  Me and my friends helped me.  If you want to try going through it, just add me at Phineas760.

I had bought a Flute that I wound like to learn to play, (It is actually called a recorder.)  Perhaps later on I can join a music group, or a band, but I need to learn to play it, and I feel that if I were in a class of 25 others, then I may be able to learn...

My New Definition of TBI: *A Deformed Child with The Body Of An Adult!*

It is true: I see these really deformed kids, there was a child once born without arms, and he was mentally ill.  There was another who had to brush his teeth with his feet, I remember seeing that kid on YouTube.   In fact: Look up Mentally Disabled Kids, I bet you will see lots of them.   Yet, I do not think you will see any 11 year olds who look like grown ups, I may be the only one.  I do know there are more then 8,000 Americans who have PTSD.  But me, I am a deformed child, my mind stopped at age 10, so yea, I think I am one of those deformed kids, but does this kid get to go to school, does this kid get to have friends? That is what I want to know also!    I think it is funny how the city is discriminating against a deformed child.

I Love that word: Discrimination, (I told you before, It is my Favorite Word!)    If you are going to discriminate against a deformed child; Fine, but do not take me away from having any Friends.

I hate my life, my appearance, and I hate the fact that I do not have friends, I hate how I am treated, but most of all: I hate how all my little friends are out-growing me...  Once again, This is caused by TBI; (The Worst Life Ever)  And I am pretty sure that there is not a thing you can do.  The only way to cure me is to clone me into a little child, but I do not think technology has got that far yet.    So, yea, If you are reading this-  I Do Have A Death Wish!   Trust me- YOU DO NOT want to live like this!    Remember, Just think of the deformed child who was born without arms.

It seems This Stupid City does not know a thing about what happened to me, So let me Spell it out for you....   " I HATE MY LIFE, AND I CAN NOT WAIT TO DIE! "

I know there are people reading this web page, and I know that They know that there is Nothing You, or Anyone can do to cure me.


Thank you for reading my story, (That was just the Short Version.) The Whole story is below..   I do hope you share this web page with everyone you meet, and someday I do hope my story gets published, for I may be the only one who has this life.  

This is MY story of Forever Young.   I, myself typed 80% of this, and it is for Everyone to read.   Special Thanks to His mom for helping me type this.


The True Story About Mickey Buchanan
Trapped in Time at age 11.

Chapter #1: Introduction/ About Mickey Buchanan / Trapped In The Fountain Of Youth

<Looks and Appearances can be Deceiving>

Hello, My name is Mickey Buchanan, I'm trapped In time as a 10 year old child, and this is my story.

On November 8th, 1987 I was in a major car accident causing the cerebrum of my brain to be damaged.  Not only have I lost over half my memory, but also my family, toys, games, friends, I even lost my home.  I have very little memories of growing up.  And if you want to get technical, I can even show you the bump on my skull.    Because of this, The AGING and LEARNING parts of my brain have been completely destroyed making it very difficult for me to socialize with people my physical age.  I believe that losing your spirit affects not only the soul but also the hearts pulse, creating the death of the embodied spirit within.  And I have studied every thought of mine to perfection knowing that this is the absolute truth.

When I got out of the coma that I was in, I had to restart my whole life over, I had to learn how to walk, talk, and eat.  I was in a wheelchair for about a year, I had a tube go into my stomach from where I was fed Ensure.  (I still have that hole in my stomach.)  And with my whole right side of my body in a cast-  (This I remember well.)  But I was also cursed with time loss, I had forgotten most of my childhood which in turn made me Stop all time itself, the accident occurred in 1987 but it was 1991 when all this had happened- losing all knowledge of having friends.   (I was 11 years old at the time.)

Due to this Traumatic Brain Injury- I have also developed Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (P.T.S.D.) and Social Anxiety Disorder, (losing the ability to talk to people).  This could also be found on the ADAA website.  Meaning that I am very Shy...  I have read that over 400 million Americans have this, so I know that I am not alone.  I believe that I developed this upon being trapped in time, and without friends for so many years.  But for me, I have lost the ability to grow, I can not get a job without an education, I have no money, no friends, no transportation, so basically I have no life.  But GAD - General Anxiety Disorder is a different story entirely because with GAD, it makes me worry too much about my future, and makes me think about my past.  It worries me about my friends and family, that I will not be able to see them again, about past life events, my futur e, and time itself.  It worries me about my friends because I know that one of these days, they will out-grow me and I will lose them forever, it worries me that all these little kids will say, "NO, I do not want to be your friend" and that they will have friends who are their own age to hang with.  But most of all, it worries me that the parents of the child will not read about me, or would want to get to know me.

My memory, yes I do have a very bad memory, someone tells me something and moments later- I will forget it. Perhaps my mind needs to learn how to remember things.  The only way to do that is to remember times with my friends, to have memories of what they done, and what I had to to with them, that is the only way.  Perhaps me going somewhere where there are lots of kids around, I will get to know their names, and perhaps play games with them, etc.  But if I were to lose them- then it will happen all over again.  And I have lost so many memories, and lost so many friends.  

What I do not like is how people treat me, and also how I look in the mirror and see a grown man- who nobody understands- with the dying wish of mine to be reformed into a little child.  With my friends out-growing me, and moving away, then having to find new ones-  It seems that I just can't take it anymore.

What I would like to do is to go to school with the other 5th graders, (I would like to be maybe as a volunteer but my family was kicked from the city, so there goes that Idea.)   It is also funny how I was told, "NO" upon joining BSA.  I wanted to get my stamina up, my energy level, and my social interaction, or even to show parents how good I am with youth.  I would have been the best counselor ever.   But I did not want to be a counselor- I wanted to be a Boy Scout.   To go hiking, fishing, climbing, hunting, or camping....  That was the only thing on my mind.   

There is a word for that:  "Discrimination"...  And I use that word a lot.

But These walls are preventing me from exploring my true potential, keeping me confined from society, putting a lock on my spirit that is keeping me from doing anything that I want to do, like having friends, or meeting someone so I can have my own family.  To me this chapter is sad, because well- I never was a child, I never got to go biking, or have a friend call me up wanting to invite me over.

In December, right before Christmas, someone came up to my door and told me that I can not have any friends.   Kind of broke my heart, again:  Have not had a good Christmas since 2010...

Now that you understand me a little better-  I am just a child and I would like a friend- If you have a child to be a friend of mine-  I do have Movies, +Amazon, Netflix, PS4, games, monopoly, etc.  I can take care of him, I can feed him, I can even look after him.  Sometimes, upon request from the parents-  I have school workbooks, I tutor sometimes (You would find that in Chapter 6.)  But to have a friend, or someone who I can hang out with.  Sometime I would rather have that!  Just a friend who comes over and hands out with me.

All of this is why I consider myself to be a 10-year-old adolescent child the way I interact with youth, my education level, and the kids I hang with.   But, I do understand that I will need to get more acquainted with the parents before I can befriend a child because talking to kids will get me in trouble without the parents knowing about me.  And that is why I am trying to tell everyone my story.  I do have these cards which tells everyone my story, with my web page at the bottom of the card, hoping that everyone gets one.  If you have received a card from me,- Now you know the story!  And I thank you for checking up on me.  But I would like your help to share my web page with your friends, family, and coworkers.  I want everyone to know that I am very good with kids.

This being said; I really want a friend.  A friend who would see me as an 11-year-old, able to come over, hang out, go biking, play games, have dinner,  etc.  AND-  If there was a way to reform me into a child, (Any Child) I would do that in a heartbeat.

"Be One with the Parents, and the children will follow!"

Please read the continuation of my story in, (THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH)

But, I do find ways to make my life useful:  Do my comedy acts, -be a real weird actor- (Chapter 5)...  Hoping one day I can join in with all those other comedians who have their own sitcoms.  My act is of a child, (The Truth) trapped in a mans body, other times I act like a really stupid idiot or a really weird psychopath.  but remember, (It is just an act!) Or as Actors call it-, "Getting into Character!" Or, "Create a totally different and unique person."  And that is what I did!   I do also have a you-tube channel linked at the top this page if you want to see more of me.

However, this is not an act, I have people questioning if this whole thing is an act.  It is true that I was hospitalized at age 7, and it is true that something happened to me at age 10 that I can not explain.  But maybe if you were just to hang out with me, then you will know the truth.

Some kids come over, they ask for things, I always tell them that they must work for what they want, so I buy these school work books that they have to do..  (Back in 2008, I used to be a real good tutor, until they (My First Family) was kicked from the city.)  I am getting back into tutoring, helping out the youth.- It is what I like to do.  (Right now, I would really like to teach geography...)  I am also a good videographer, a good video editor, I used to play keyboard, a heck of a good babysitter, and I can not wait to get contacted by hollywood..   

You should know that if I were to have a family, (Family #2)... I would choose a kid from the Adoption agency: A Family for Every Child..   Being a Child that I am (Just wanting a family): I would Never strike them, say something wrong to them, punish them in any way, hurt them, steel from them, or any kind of physical violence..  I just want a Family who would love me, accept me, raise me as one of their own, feed me, take care of me.   And I would go anywhere, move all my stuff, everything, just to have people who care. 

Chapter #2: What I Do / Hobbies

I am interested in acting, and going to Hollywood.  I am also looking for a talent scout, and having my story published online, (I do have a You-Tube channel and I am looking forward to uploading more videos.)  If those talent scouts in California read my web page, they need to know that this biography is very long, and I am very proud of my success.  However, if they do choose to hire me as a lead role in an upcoming feature film, that would be great.  (I have a very weird act.)   I have always wanted the spotlight and I am not afraid of showing off my acting skills.

I am hoping a famous Hollywood celebrity would get in contact with me, like Adam Sandler, Tim Allen, Martin Short, Steve Martin, Sam Neil, Jack Nicholson, Nick Cage, Jim Carry, Kurt Russel, Kevin Costner, Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken, Tom Hanks, Bill Pullman, or even better- Morgan Freeman- (I do want to talk to GOD.),  Oh how I miss my most Favorite Actor: Sir. Robin Williams.  I would also like to say, "HI" to Lance Burton.   Personally, The movie: The Expendables was a very good show, with lots of good actors in it.  I also compiled a short video that I like showing a few of my students called, (Name That Actor 101).  So, If you feel compelled to invite me for an actors screening, just let me know.  I am a very weird actor- Trust me, I have acted in theater many times.  I got my inspiration off watching GOOFY.   I know you will think of this is weird, but I would even like to star in a show with Pee Wee. (Paul Reubin)

Now I am trying to look for a job, or something to do, but I would rather be in school learning with the other kids.  (Even though I have no family to go to School WITH!)  The only thing I know how to to is be a kid.  But asking for a job, It is called, "DISCRIMINATION" because of my child-like abilities.  I also fear rejection, and besides, I do not even have a family to work for.  Or spend money on.

I like collecting maps, atlases, world maps, street maps, city maps, any kind of map.   I have 3 maps on my wall-  It could be a map of Rhode Island, I do not care.  If you want to get me a map, my address is at the bottom of this page.

I like to consider myself a Professional at Photography; I got my camera in March 2013, for $900 dollars.  I take pictures of scenery and animals, I then upload them onto my computer, and I sometimes make them into Polaroids, and print them out.  It is really fun, and I am really good at it.  And yes, I did take a class to learn Photography.  I crop photos, Edit photos; make video-slideshows from photos and put them on the web.

Because I am a child of the 80s, I enjoy listening to music from the 80s era, music by Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams, Bruce Springsteen, Bonnie Tyler, Billy Idol, Barbra Streistand, and Billy Ray Cyrus.  I even go back a lot farther and listen to The Beatles, The Doors, The Bee Gees, Even The Archies- (Nobody knows about them).  I even listen to Anne Murry, Celine Dion, and many others, I have a whole library of music, 2000+ songs, but I can not seem to get my friends interested in the music I listen to.

I watch cartoons, like goof troop, and all those 1980 Disney classics.  I like old games- I like playing Mario games, with the old Super Nintendo.  I beat Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo countless times.    I even play the Original Final Fantasy.  There is a website that I can go to where I can get a brand new Atari system- Just to play PAC-Man.   I like racing games.  I am not really into bloody games, or rated M games.   Those games kind of freak me out.  But the games I play, I can not show the youth, this is why I hate technology.   And that is one of the things I hate about life.

I am good at typing stories, I typed the whole story to Arnold Lobels, Frog And Toad Are Friends.  With the help from a friend- we both typed this whole web page back in 2006.   And to this day- I am still updating my web page, every once in a blue moon!

I collect Disney Videos.   If you want to get me a Disney movie, it will have to be in Blu-ray/3D format.  I have around 50 Disney VHS tapes.  But with this Darn age of Technology- everything has to be blu-ray.  I watch shows as young hearted like Sonic The Hedgehog.  My favorite is called:  "So Long Sucker".  I like the ending of each episode too, that is primarily why I watch Sonic.   And yes, I even watch, The Little Engine That Could, Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, The Simpsons, and Family Guy.  And I have seen the entire collection of Malcolm In The Middle.

I would like someone to come over here and do something with me, like watch one of those neat 1980 shows, or play an old Final Fantasy game, but I do understand that those kids in this new era are not interested in such things.  I have an old classic show called, The California Raisins, (I also have their record.) but no kid would want to be interested in that show.

Chapter #3: The Ultimate Wish

Some wishes are destined to be forgotten, some to be saved, some are buried, some are to be put in a jar to be off at sea, and some just to be wished for everyday.  There is a wish of mine to be forever a child, to have friends, knowing that they will out-grow me.  But this is what happened to me, not to have grown-ups as friends, but to be friends with children.   Even my Best Friend, (Age 10) says that he wishes that I was his age, so I can be with his friends.

I like to have parties, inviting the youth over to my home, to have milkshakes, pizza, popcorn, movies, (Family Movies).  Maybe they could spend the night.  I am a VERY good babysitter (Trust Me).  But I have to be careful, some people might not understand.  Yet, I can not ask anything to a child, I have to ask their guardian.  That is why I hand out my cards.  People who DO NOT read my cards (This Web Page) are people who think I am a weird psychopath.  That is why I have to be extremely careful.  Somebody did that to me in 2014, and I lost all eight of my (10 year old) friends even after I have given her this web page.  I have told her to read it, I gave all the parents my web page, but none of them took the time to read it, until a parent started calling me bad names, I even asked her if she read my web page, she even went to the court house, even They even told her to read my web page.  So if you know someone who is talking trash about me, just be sure to tell them about me, and hopefully they will understand.

Better yet: ADOPTION... I seen Big Daddy with Adam Sandler and the Sprouse twins and I thought, if Social Services can give him a child, then why can I not have one?  Of course, that was just a movie.   But, if that were to happen- I know I would not be alone anymore.  Yes, you can give me a child, and when I look into his heart, I will smile and say, "Is this Family?"   I know I will be happy, but with my fear of losing him in time, if he is taken, or if I gave up will break my heart.  But, if you want to give me a child that is up to you...   What I fear the most is when he Out-Grows me.   But I know I can be a great dad, I can love him, cook for him, play games with him, even take him to school.   (JUST AS I DONE FOR TEN YEARS!)   I do since that all kids love me, I have been good to every kid that came up to me, I have been like a father to those who do not have one, as I remember many kids asking me to be their father.  They might not remember, but I do.  There were even a few parents asking me to take care of their kids.

With the youth leaving, moving on, and out-growing me, what would you do?  Even the police will tell you that I have a very horrible life.  With the death of my girlfriend in 1994, the city schools taking my family from me, nobody understanding what I went through- it is just horrible.  Heck, there are many people saying, "I would not want to live like that either."  And I can end it anytime I want.  It all started with the death of my spirit in 1987, then the death of my girlfriend in 1994, being trapped in time for an additional 15 years.  Not knowing what to do, what to say, or how to act.  Heck, I do not even know if what I type makes any since.  But I do know that my spirit is trapped in time, somewhere in the early 1990s, explaining why I can not grow.   Oh and, you will find a picture of me and my girlfriend in one of my YouTube videos.  (She was 6 years old in the photo.)

Sometimes I think that if I went to school learning with the other 5th graders- I will be bettering myself, to compete with them to see who can be the smartest, and who will go to the next grade, trust me- I am right there at multiplication.  I did get my science book, so I am starting to read.  But all the kids will laugh and tease me and I will just be looked at as someone else.  I even feel like an 10 year old 5th grader, I do not have a family, any friends, no money, no future, no education, I am not happy, I have nowhere to go, I have no physical Skills, no music Skills, no drama classes, -Nothing...   Just the thought of ending it all would ease the burden of sadness.  If I had 200 billion dollars, I would spend it all on Cloning, to be forever a child.

So, you can call me confused, stupid, a hobo, and I know it is wrong and I might get in trouble for being around kids, it is actually very scary.  And that is why at anytime- I can take myself out.   Everything and Everyone I love is gone, I have no education, I have no job, no money, no family, hardly any friends, and the friends I do have are out-growing me, so what would you do?   Being as scared as I am, the only thing I think of is cloning me into a 10 year old boy, and you will fully understand why I typed that if you read The Fountain Of Youth.

I know that I am a strong enough person, but sometimes, just sometimes, I need someone to take my hand and say, "Everything is going to be all right!"  You do that for me, and I will know that the all mighty spirits have given me another Best Friend.  Because the way it is going, I can not ever get married; have a family of my own.  And if you can see that, you would know that a part of my body is dead.  I can not even get a job because I am not educated enough.

Anyway, I am scared, I am scared to death, and I DO NOT want to go to college, or take my exams, finish my education.  Because I will not be able to fit in.  All I know how to do is be a child, which is all I know to be.  As God as my witness, I do hope that technology will increase to reform me into a little child so I can be with my friends, it is the prayer I pray about Every Night.  The only accomplishment in life is this web page, knowing that there are people who read it, and there are people who understand that if I were to commit suicide, It will be because of the soul truth about me: I am 10 years old, trapped in time, and there is NOTHING you could do to fix me.

Personally, at this age- wishing and hoping people could see me as a little boy, around age 11, lacking most abilities, personality, and freedom- I do think there is a God that can do something for me.  I do find myself alone at night, thinking that if I were to get a heart attack due to extreme loneliness, buried in time, that someday, in some way, My wish can be answered.

A Magic Genie grants me 3 wishes:
I would wish for a Family, more Friends, and to clone myself into a little boy.

This might be kind of weird, (coming from me) but, I do wish that some doctor can come up to me, and ask, "Is There a Child do you want to be reformed as?"   I would respond, "My Best Friend, he is 11 years old, and he is a lot smarter then me."   (Oh and by the way, He Is the Only Friend I Have!)

So, THE ONLY thing that can make my life any better would be if the ALMIGHTY reformed my Body into a little child.  Every morning I wake up and ask, "Why has God not answered me?"   I prey Every- Single- Night!      Even if I were to die, it will be doubtful anyone would be there at my funeral, and I want my tombstone to say that I died a very sad boy, and that all I ever wanted was to be a child.

Chapter #4: My Acting Channel

  I need help promoting my videos, if you or anyone you know can find any way to help me promote this, please let me know by signing me some kind of message at the bottom of this page.  Also included are a few of my earlier videos...  And please, Do Not forget about YouTube.

The Phycopathic Idiot

The Yard Sale

The Soda Machine Requires A Bill


The Message Above The Toilet

The Letter U!!

2, shoes, 2 socks, A Pair Of Pants, why not a pair of shirts?

Chapter #5: Friends and Family

As you know, I once did have a family, a family that I loved very dearly, and a mom who knew absolutely everything about me.  Her son- (4th grader) was tutoring me, but stopped when he was kicked out of the entire city.  (She even helped me type this web page.)  His last day of school was on Friday, November 18th, 2011.   (They left in January that next year.)   Ever since then- I was robbed, used, taken advantage of, lied to, was never invited camping, never invited for dinner, never invited for a family trip, never went swimming, had fun, played tag, or any kind of family activity.

You have No Idea how much I miss them.  And you have No Idea how hard it is now to find a friend.   To the people of Klamath Falls, Oregon: "WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG!!!"

Five years after he was kicked out of school: I begun my own tutoring business.  You will find my unique tutoring abilities belowWhile he tutored me on the subjects that I needed help with (Like Math), I was tutoring him with reading and spelling.  He was very smart with his multiplication, where he taught me a very unique thing to do with 9s involving subtraction- and he was only 10 years old. 

As it says below about Tutoring and Mentoring.  I would like to get into volunteering for schools to hopefully become more educated.  Hopefully they would understand that this is all I can to do, (It is something I really need) to hopefully make some friends, and possibly find a family.  But you need to know that all my friends are 9 - 11 years old and I am sure the readers of this web page would understand.  Please do remember that all you see when you look at me is the form.  Also please spread the word about my web page, I know it is sad, but it is all true.

Remember, I am just an 11 year old child, I have no family, I have no friends, and I am not brave enough to walk up to someone and say, "HI".

Please remember, With my Social Anxiety, Time Disorder, and the Ultimate wish, I would like to quote something from The Make A Wish Foundation:


This here may be the most saddest story you will ever read in your whole life.

Chapter #6: Tutoring


(Me tutoring kids, would be scary for those who do not read this...) 

I know my tutoring aspect might seem kind of desperate.  Plus with my ability to please kids who would ask for things.  I had the idea back when my so called, (Nephew) was tutoring me...

Once upon a time, there was a traveling salesman, who made his money by selling his school work.  He came up to a buyer and asked, “Can I have 5 dollars if I do this?”   But the buyer was generous and offered him $10 dollars to do it.  (Sometimes he gave him more- depending on how many pages the Salesman had done.)  The buyer liked how he did not ask for help, he did not complain about his work, and that the salesman would do his work without pestering him.  He also noticed how trusting, and how honest the salesman was, meaning if the buyer found anything wrong, then the salesman would not get anything.

My Personal Slogan: You Must Work For What You Want.

The Wise Man Works For What He Wants

Math, Reading, and Science.
If every worksheet: Math- (Both Sides), Reading, and Science is completed with every answer correct, then you will then earn 20 Points.   If I find incorrect answers, or undone pages- then points will be taken away from your score.  (It’s usually minus 2 points per wrong answer.)
      Multiple Worksheets can be done for extra credit.   

DO NOT place pages into the work slot without being in an Envelope!           The envelope must contain 1 completed reading page, 1 completed (both sided) math page, and 1 completed science page, sealed with your full name written on the top of the envelope and placed neatly into the work slot to be checked:   Wednesday at 5:00pm. 

Your Reward will be ready on Thursday.

Rude behavior, misuse of equipment, or your actions can cause loss of all your points.

You should know by now that my best friend, aka: My Nephew: (10 years old) who was a lot smarter then me, was kicked from school.  He taught me how to do math, and sometimes he would read to me.  His mom, who I have known for over 20 years has allowed me to be with him so I can have a Family and an Education.  I do not have much education, so when I have friends over here, I like to make it so they work for what they want.  But this has been faded out, with the years upon us, they outgrow me, become smarter then me, have families, and kids of their own.  It is very sad, and with the kids that I tutor, the smiles, the questions, and all those finished math pages- eventually I will lose my tutoring abilities.  Perhaps someday, I will have gained enough friends and Students to start my own tutoring business.  Besides, I do have a few math solutions that my Best Friend taught me.

You might find my teaching abilities kind of unique, I experiment on new teaching abilities everyday.  Having them teach me and having me learn from the student, but still tutoring them, I play as the student, asking them how they did that.  But secretly- I already know the answer to the problem, I ask anyway.  Asking them, "Can you teach me how to do this".   My teaching abilities for 5th and 6th graders, doing (Plus Same Number)- you start by adding 1 + 1, then plus 2, plus 4, plus 8, plus 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024- and so on....

So if you want me to tutor your kid- know that I am a good poet, good at solving puzzles, but I am bad at my reading comprehension, and as for math: I can go up to multiplication but that is about it.

For about 5 years, I was trying to go with time, learning as a 7th grader.  But my accident prevented me from learning, meaning, I only have a 4th grade education, so when I check their work- I usually have to look up the answers in the book, that is why I do not let them work from the book, because they have been known to look in the back.

Just as I have done for my family years ago.

You can however, send teachers out here to talk to me.  I have been told that I have a very weird way of teaching, I do not circle the wrong ones, I tell him how many he got wrong and let him Find and Correct them himself.   If those wrong ones are still there then I start deducting him 5 points from his score.  And as of right now, I only have 1 student.  I do hope to get more.  So, if you want me to be a tutor to your son, or daughter- I would love to.  I will get a work book for the child to work from.  I think I will get a tray where when they are finished with their work, they put their work in the tray, (They must put down their names.)   I get their work out, I will count all the correct answers, once I am finished, he or she will get an award.

However, upon tutoring, I would like to learn with the other 5th graders.  Trust me; I have been with kids for a very long time, at least 12 years, so you can say that I do know how to look after them.  If you want to set me up with an interview, my phone number will be on the card.

Contact me?



By: Mickey Buchanan
6007 Marius Dr.
Klamath Falls, Oregon