Hello, my Name is Mickey Buchanan, I was born in January 1980.

Chapter 3 will show you my acting skills.  Hoping one day I can join in with all those other comedians who have their own sitcoms.  As you see from the photos above- one is me, and the other is the acting side of me.  I do act like a real stupid idiot or a really weird psychopath.  but remember, (It is just an act!) Or as Actors call it-, "Getting into Character!" Or, "Create a totally different and unique person."  And that is what I did!   I do also have a you-tube channel linked at the bottom of this page if you want to see more of me.

But first; I would like to share a story about my life.  The first chapter below includes my very own story of THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.  Both are very important for you to read.   This being said, I would like to tell you that I am 10 years old, but that is not the way society sees me, and you would not believe me either until you actually read through this web page and along with every other web pages that I have created.  Trust me; there is no drug, no doctor that can cure the condition that I have.   And after you fully read everything you will see how hard it is for me to fit in society.    If you want to help me out knowing that there are people who care- my address is at the bottom of this page.

PS. I am also a frequent player on Play Station, if you choose to add me as a friend, my screen name is: ( Beast_goth )

On November 8th, 1987 I was in a major car accident causing the cerebrum of my brain to be damaged.  Not only have I lost over half my memory, but also my family, toys, games, friends, I even lost my home.  I have very little memories of growing up.  And if you want to get technical, I can even show you the bump on my skull.    Because of this, The AGING and LEARNING parts of my brain have been completely destroyed making it very difficult for me to socialize with people my physical age or to have friends.  I believe that losing your spirit affects not only the soul but also the hearts pulse, creating the death of the embodied spirit within.  And I have studied every thought of mine to perfection knowing that this is the absolute truth.

When I got out of the coma that I was in, I had to restart my whole life over, I had to learn how to walk, talk, and eat.  I was in a wheelchair for about a year, I had a tube go into my stomach from where I was fed Ensure.  (I still have that hole in my stomach.)  And with my whole right side of my body in a cast-  (This I remember well.)  But I was also cursed with time loss, I had forgotten most of my childhood which in turn made me Stop all time itself, the accident occurred in 1987 but it was 1991 when all this had happened- losing all knowledge of having friends.   (I was 11 years old at the time.)

Also developing Social Anxiety Disorder, or S.A.D. (losing the ability to talk to people) put a burden on my life.  This could also be found on the ADAA website.  I have read that over 40 million Americans have this, so I know that I am not alone.  I believe that I developed this upon being trapped in time, and without friends for so many years.  But for me, I have lost the ability to grow, I can not get a job without an education, I have no money, no friends, no transportation, so basically I have no life.  But GAD - General Anxiety Disorder is a different story entirely because with GAD, it makes me worry too much about my future, and makes me think about my past.  It worries me about my friends and family, that I will not be able to see them again, about past life events, my future, and time itself.  It worries me about my friends because I know that one of these days, they will out-grow me and I will lose them forever, it worries me that all these little kids will say, "NO, I do not want to be your friend" and that they will have friends who are their own age to hang with.  But most of all, it worries me that the parents of the child will not read about me, or would want to get to know me.

These hollow walls are preventing me from exploring my true potential, keeping me confined from society, putting a lock on my spirit that is keeping me from doing anything that I want to do, like having friends, or meeting someone so I can have my own family.  To me this chapter is sad, because well- I never was a child, I never got to go biking, or have a friend call me up wanting to invite me over.

All of this is why I consider myself to be a 10-year-old adolescent child the way I interact with youth, my education level, and the kids I hang with.   But, I do understand that I will need to get more acquainted with the parents before I can befriend a child because talking to kids will get me in trouble without the parents knowing about me.  And that is why I am trying to tell everyone my story.  I do have these cards which tells everyone my story, with my web page at the bottom of the card, hoping that everyone gets one.  If you have received a card from me,- Now you know the story!  And I thank you for checking up on me.  But I would like your help to share my web page with your friends, family, and coworkers.  I want everyone to know that I am very good with kids, and I just want a family, (Again).

I know people see me as an adult.  But what they do not know that I have the mind of an 11-year-old, and with my abilities as they are- I do feel that I need to be the child who I never was - to interact socially with those who are my age: (Age 11)...  However, I do know how to supervise children and to make them safe and happy.  And I would like other adults to understand and know that with my mind is trapped at age 11, this is caused by the accident I had at age 7.- (1987)  And by now you should understand that I will NEVER physically harm any one of my friends. - (I PROMISE YOU THAT!)

This being said; I really want a friend.  A friend who would see me as an 11-year-old, able to come over, hang out, go biking, play games, have dinner,  etc.  AND-  If there was a way to reform me into a child, (Any Child) I would do that in a heartbeat.  (The Ultimate Wish) - a few chapters below.

By Mickey Buchanan
Recreated August 19th, 2009

*I was told that this is a very deep story*

The Experiment

The experiment was to create a spirit to live forever as a child, to see what the outcome would be.  God did not want to have him live normally, he chose him to live the way he wanted him to live.

Picture a homeless child, a child who can not grow.  A child sitting alone at a park bench, nobody talks to him anymore, everybody knows that he is a loser, and that he acts really dumb, people even accuse him of lying.  But he just wants friends- Someone to talk to.  He was not acting like a man, he was acting like a child- and nobody saw it, everyone seen him as a complete psychopath.

Then picture him being in so much depression caused by loneliness.  Now he do not want friends because he knows that he will just hurt them again by talking trash to them, and that his friends will eventually leave him.   No life, no friends, no accomplishments, no dreams, no family, no future, all he has is his Youth. 

He realizes that he will grow up to be 50 years old, knowing that he will never have a family, trying to be friends with 10 year old kids, and friends who will dishonor his friendship.  Fact is: this person never had a childhood, or no memory of ever being a child because of what he did to his childhood friends.  To date, this man in his prime years and he finally understands that what he did was wrong, and is now trying to fix it.  He has a few friends, but he is still scared, scared of what might happen, that his friends will leave him alone again. 

He read about a mysterious fountain that he believes could grant wishes, and that was when he found the ability to travel. He crossed plains, hills, paths, mountains, freeways, then took a boat to get to the place he wanted to go, he stayed there for weeks, alone, hungry, and silent.  As the days passed- he realized he was far from home, but has finally reached his destination, he had found himself in the exact location where he seen this fountain in the book.  He began praying, "I need to be a child Lord, so I can grow with people my age.”   He was there for a very long time, watching the days and nights pass.  He wanted to talk to GOD; he felt that was the only way to communicate to the heavens.  He says that he wants to be the Time Traveler, the one who can go back whenever his friends out-grow him.  He stayed there for many days, in prayer.  Not once has he ever thought about his home. 

He is still weeping about those memories of what his friends gave him, the Love, the presents, the smiles, the talks, and the times at the park.  He misses those days, the days he had friends, the days he was loved, Those times were the only times that he was ever happy.    Someone to talk to, to watch a movie, to play a game, to have dinner, to spend the night, to go to the park, to kick a ball, spend the whole weekend together, to go out to eat, or just to talk- That is all he ever wanted.   He could have done all those things, if he was not a brat to his friends.   Now he knows that his time has ended, because nobody likes him, and he does not want to be scared.  He wants nothing but to lie in a field of grass on our planet hoping GOD will one day answer his prayer.   A Second Chance at life, to start over, to begin anew?   That is all he is asking for. 

He believes that you get a life, you keep it with friends, you get a few friends that make you feel special, they come to you and give you that feeling, the feeling of kindness.  You feel happy knowing that you have friends, but he knows that his time with his friends is limited, he knows that eventually his friends will out-grow him, he also realizes that if he were to hurt them, they would leave him, and that his friends will tell other people that he hurt them, and he does not want that to happen.  So, he committed himself not to live alone, not to live in fear, but to die knowing that he never be trusted... 

His family, after hearing of him traveling, he vanished.  Nobody could find him, not a trace, a footprint, or a scent.  Then, in late May of 2019, his body was found at the bottom of a lake.  It seems that he wanted this, it was not a field of grass, but it was in his sanctuary of a mysterious fountain he once read about- the only place where he thought time stood still just as in the History Books.   But, what will become of him in the next life?  Will he have the same stupid life, with the same dream to live forever as a child, or will he begin anew?    The Only question he asks himself is, TIME?  Will he be born on the same day he died, or will he start from the day God first gave him life? 

This man could never be full grown because he lost his youth; he lost his only childhood that GOD gave him.  He believes this is the work of Sin, he asks GOD everyday,  To be the child he always wanted to be is to relinquish himself in a spring of water is to cure himself of all thoughts, this is why he chose the fountain of youth, but should we believe this?  In former times, one would ask God for help. But within his time of being on the planet of which GOD has created for him to have, a world governed by his religious believes- he can only hope that one day his dream of being a child again will come true.     It is a blessing that GOD gave him life, but it is a curse that one took it from him...

* My Theory *

Before your spirit gets created- God takes it and says, "I want this one to live this way."  Your Soul will then take the spirit and come down to earth and enter into a mothers womb, creating new life.  The spirit will tell you what to do, how to live and what to say.  But God accidently created my spirit immaturely and it was damaged- so he took it, and threw it away.  It fell from the heavens and landed into a place that I would like to call,   "HELL"...

There are tens of thousands of these little spirits that fell.  Not as many people on earth but a small majority are experiencing it.  We will call him, DEATH- The entity that everyone fears. (I know you have other names for him.)  Some say he lives in the cold darkness of space, I always thought he lived in the center of the earth with all the other volcanic debris, just waiting for one of Gods spirits to do something stupid.

But the soul remands trapped within Heaven; perhaps God does not want the soul to have the spirit.   I believe that our souls all are guided by a path it must take- (Like a child being told what to do.)  Some say God is Evil; others say he will heal us.  When Jesus died on the cross for his sins in creating an evil entity, he left DEATH alive.  He did not kill him, he killed himself in spite of creating DEATH, I also believe that he died on the cross because he did not want to be remembered as the one who created DEATH. (This Evil Entity)

But who gave birth to Jesus?  In aged old religion- Mary was the one who gave him birth, should we ask her to create another child.  Perhaps all this is a myth, a nightmare, a fantasy, or a fairytale.  But I believe this is true, and if you read the bible, you would know most of it was hand written by believers in the names of God.   I would like to put a verse in there, but I do not know where to begin...

I Believe that our lord has many Trillions of Spirits just waiting to be thrown inside a human soul (Usually a newborn baby)...  However, my spirit came to me when I was very young (Around 3 years old); I felt it come into my body...   It seems- someone, we will call; "THE OTHER SOUL" has committed suicide on the same day I was born.  GOD took that spirit and gave it to me.  It entered my body and is now living the way GOD wants me to live.  THE OTHER SOUL who had possessed this spirit had no friends, no family, nobody liked him, he did not know how to communicate, people called him stupid, dumb, immature, he was lazy, had no job, no education, he was homeless, miserable, he was scared, but most of all, people thought he was a pedophile because he acted like a child.   And that was when Death Took Him.

In a world made of stone, it is said, “There can only be one life."  But when life gets destroyed- GOD takes the spirit of the creature and takes him to another time, another place, another world of his own.  The Holy Spirit gave him another chance at life; from 1980 to 1987 I loved my life.  But at the ladder half of 1987, my soul was corrupted.  And the spirit (That God Created for me) left my soul.  A Soul without a spirit, DEATH saw the soul had no spirit, so DEATH took the spirit and is now using it.  The spirit came back to me but was possessed by DEATH- It took away his past, gave me bad luck, déjà vu, and a disease that I cannot cure.

Here is another thought.  Perhaps, just perhaps- Another spirit with the same soul had written this story of The Fountain Of Youth many thousands of years ago, and someone had seen it and put together a story about me.  So is it true that it will happen again, with the same spirit that I have right now?  

*Deja vu*

Created from past life, if you believe my theory, you see moments from your previous life.  Everything will happen all over again; this is what GOD is trying to show you, that is why he does not want you to go. -This is FACT.   It will not go away, until GOD learns that his actions are also a form of Death.  Using dead spirits, from departed souls...  (My last life that THE OTHER SOUL had proves this theory.)  

How many are there, there must be trillions of spirits, that been used, as of 2010AD, Jesus been dead for 2010 years,  God is using the spirits from dead souls, and the departed.  And somewhere within someones soul, lives Jesus.  His spirit is living in someones soul.  It could be the spirit of a Tree, a creature, an animal, a fish, a bird, or it could be one of us.  Whoever, or whatever it is, has to learn not to make the same mistake.  If you ever get déjà vu, It is because of past life experience. His bucket is empty, no more spirits left, so he uses souls from the departed.  Make them live another life.  

The creation of God came Sin, an evil GOD who tries to take peoples spirits from them, as happened to him in 1987: from which that he died in that time period, Death took his spirit and recreated it is form, and is using it the way DEATH wants to use it.  With Bad Luck, Bad Personality Skills, Unable to communicate properly.  But with all that, came out a nightmare.  Living one dream, HIS DREAM, (not Gods dream- but Deaths Dream)…

And That Is My Story, I do hope you share this story.  And Remember it always as the man, who is trapped at age 11.  You may continue with this story with my list of friends in The Story Of Friendship linked at the bottom of this page.

Mickey Buchanan - Frozen In Time!

Boy Scouts / Merit Badges

Before reading this chapter, it is highly recommended that you fully read and understand the entire chapter above.

I am joining the Boy Scouts to be a counselor or a leader of a troop.  I do not know where I might land, but I hope it is in a group where I can have friends (11-year-old friends).  I have always pictured boy scouts as lots of known (Adults) supervising a group of kids- being a part of a team and having their own unit.  (Just like in the Army)  And if I was a scout leader supervising the youth, I would make an oath to not to be too hard on the kids.  I will instruct them on an activity that will earn us points, thus, earning Merit Badges.   And to have my picture taken with my uniform on, will go right at top of this web page replacing that other picture...  Believe me, I will get lots of Merit badges as well. 

I do know that it is against Boy Scout policy to interact socially with a kid at the way you see me, and I do hope people would understand that I am not out there to harm, hurt, or scare a child, All I want is a friend.  If I do get a child to tell his or her mom and/or dad about me, and they approve of my surroundings with the Boy Scouts then I will know that I have gained their trust.  Possibly it might grow into something greater.

However, upon joining BSA, I did have to watch a video, Youth Protection Training, explaining all I need to know about Boy Scouts.  After each segment, I had to take a test, this test was good for me, (knowing that I got a very short memory when it comes to these things) and I did get a few questions wrong but, at least I know that I passed.   The Lesson also taught me never be 1 on 1 with the youth, and to always be accompanied by another adult, and I do understand this clearly, however you should know that all I am looking for is a Friend, this being said- If you have not yet read the full chapter above- please read it fully before continuing.

I joined the Boy Scouts to be not only as a counselor, a planner, or chief of a team..  No- I joined the Boy Scouts to be part of something new.  To hope I might meet a friend and have adventures along the way, to go camping, scouting, hiking- Something I have never done before.  And I am sure that you would agree with me when I say that this will be a very good chapter to add to this web page.

Merit Badges

I am good at Tutoring, if there is a merit badge for that...  I guess you would call it, The Academic Badge. - (I do have 3rd - 6th-grade Workbooks)...   I am not very good at sports.  I am good at helping kids out with homework, models, building blocks, and making forts, I am not very good with a hammer but I can put together anything if I put my mind to it.  But I can not be the kid, I have to be the counselor, the one helps plan events, and helps make scouting fun, not just for me, but for my whole troop (expecting about 10 or 20 of them). 

I did get my first aword for helping the kids with Biking, called, BIKE RODEO on October 7th, 2017.  It is not quite a badge but it is really good that I got an award.

Now, in a few months down the road, (As long as they know and like me): I will ask someone if they could help me out and if it is ok with the parents if I can have help getting on TV, or make a music video.   I am really good with vidiography, and I like to experiment with different video effects.  There are a few of them in my youtube videos.  (I do have my comic jokes below, but it would be nice to have more.)  Now, I am ashamed to say that, "I am not a very good singer" and I might need some help singing.  I do love the song by Paul Simon, Kodachrome, and I was kind of thinking of singing Puff The Magic Dragon, by Peter, Paul, and Mary.   But there is no kid in this entire world who knows the lyrics to that song.

I do need friends so joining the Boy Scouts to be a good leader, will definitely help me out.

(And I do plan to Update this web page with every merit badge I get.)

My Acting Channel

  I need help promoting my videos, if you or anyone you know can find any way to help me promote this, please let me know by signing me some kind of message at the bottom of this page.  Also included are a few of my earlier videos...  And please, Do Not forget about YouTube.

The Phycopathic Idiot

The Yard Sale

The Soda Machine Requires A Bill


The Message Above The Toilet

The Ultimate Wish

Some wishes are destined to be forgotten, some to be saved, some are buried, some are to be put in a jar to be off at sea, and some just to be wished for everyday.  There is a wish of mine to be forever a child, to have friends, knowing that they will out-grow me.  But this is what happened to me, not to have grown-ups as friends, but to be friends with children.   Even my Best Friend, (Age 10) says that he wishes that I was his age, so I can be with his friends.  To save my memories, I have created another separate web page entitled The Forgotten Teardrops Of Time.  (All my friends are in it.)  Not that anyone would want to read about my Memories- it is more of my journal, I do not know why I put it online.

I like to have parties, inviting the youth over to my home, to have milkshakes, pizza, popcorn, movies, (Family Movies).  Maybe they could spend the night.  I am a VERY good babysitter (Trust Me).  But I have to be careful, some people might not understand.  Yet, I can not ask anything to a child, I have to ask their guardian.  That is why I hand out my cards.  People who DO NOT read my cards (This Web Page) are people who think I am a weird psychopath.  That is why I have to be extremely careful.  Somebody did that to me in 2014, and I lost all eight of my (10 year old) friends even after I have given her this web page.  I have told her to read it, I gave all the parents my web page, but none of them took the time to read it, until a parent started calling me bad names, I even asked her if she read my web page, she even went to the court house, even They even told her to read my web page.  So if you know someone who is talking trash about me, just be sure to tell them about me, and hopefully they will understand.

Better yet: ADOPTION... I seen Big Daddy with Adam Sandler and I thought, if Social Services can give him a child, then why can I not have one?  Of course, that was just a movie.   But, if that were to happen- I know I would not be alone anymore.  Yes, you can give me a child, and when I look into his heart, I will smile and say, "Is this Family?"   I know I will be happy, but with my fear of losing him in time, if he is taken, or if I gave up will break my heart.  But, if you want to give me a child that is up to you...   What I fear the most is when he Out-Grows me.   But I know I can be a great dad, I can love him, cook for him, play games with him, even take him to school.   (JUST AS I DONE FOR TEN YEARS!)   I do since that all kids love me, I have been good to every kid that came up to me, I have been like a father to those who do not have one, as I remember many kids asking me to be their father.  They might not remember, but I do.  There were even a few parents asking me to take care of their kids.

With the youth leaving, moving on, and out-growing me, what would you do?  Even the police will tell you that I have a very horrible life.  With the death of my girlfriend in 1994, the city schools taking my family from me, nobody understanding what I went through- it is just horrible.  Heck, there are many people saying, "I would not want to live like that either."  And I can end it anytime I want.  It all started with the death of my spirit in 1987, then the death of my girlfriend in 1994, being trapped in time for an additional 15 years.  Not knowing what to do, what to say, or how to act.  Heck, I do not even know if what I type makes any since.  But I do know that my spirit is trapped in time, somewhere in the early 1990s, explaining why I can not grow.   Oh and, you will find a picture of me and my girlfriend in one of my YouTube videos.  (She was 6 years old in the photo.)

As you can see, this web page was poorly typed out- that is why sometimes I think that if I went to school learning with the other 5th graders- I will be bettering myself, to compete with them to see who can be the smartest, and who will go to the next grade, trust me- I am right there at multiplication.  I did get my science book, so I am starting to read.  But all the kids will laugh and tease me and I will just be looked at as someone else.  I even feel like an 10 year old 5th grader, I do not have a family, any friends, no money, no future, no education, I am not happy, I have nowhere to go, I have no physical Skills, no music Skills, no drama classes, -Nothing...   Just the thought of ending it all would ease the burden of sadness.  If I had 200 billion dollars, I would spend it all on Cloning, to be forever a child.

So, you can call me confused, stupid, a hobo, and I know it is wrong and I might get in trouble for being around kids, it is actually very scary.  And that is why at anytime- I can take myself out.   Everything and Everyone I love is gone, I have no education, I have no job, no money, no family, hardly any friends, and the friends I do have are out-growing me, so what would you do?   Being as scared as I am, the only thing I think of is cloning me into a 10 year old boy, and you will fully understand why I typed that if you read The Fountain Of Youth.

I know that I am a strong enough person, but sometimes, just sometimes, I need someone to take my hand and say, "Everything is going to be all right!"  You do that for me, and I will know that the all mighty spirits have given me another Best Friend.  Because the way it is going, I can not ever get married; have a family of my own.  And if you can see that, you would know that a part of my body is dead.  I can not even get a job because I am not educated enough.

Anyway, I am scared, I am scared to death, and I DO NOT want to go to collage, or take my exams, finish my education.  Because I will not be able to fit in.  All I know how to do is be a child, which is all I know to be.  As God as my witness, I do hope that technology will increase to reform me into a little child so I can be with my friends, it is the prayer I pray about Every Night.  The only accomplishment in life is this web page, knowing that there are people who read it, and there are people who understand that if I were to commit suicide, It will be because of the soul truth about me: I am 10 years old, trapped in time and there is NOTHING you could do to fix me.

Personally, at this age- wishing and hoping people could see me as a little boy, around age 11, lacking most abilities, personality, and freedom- I do think there is a God that can do something for me.  I do find myself alone at night, thinking that if I were to die, either by gun shot, or a heart attack due to extreme loneliness, buried in time, that someday, in some way, My wish can be answered.

A Magic Genie grants me 3 wishes:
I would wish for a Family, more Friends, and to clone myself into a little boy.

This might be kind of weird, (coming from me) but, I do wish that some doctor can come up to me, and ask, "Is There a Child do you want to be reformed as?"   I would respond, "My Best Friend, he is 11 years old, and he is a lot smarter then me."   (Oh and by the way, He Is the Only Friend I Have!)

So, THE ONLY thing that can make my life any better would be if the ALMIGHTY reformed my Body into a little child.  Every morning I wake up and ask, "Why has God not answered me?"   I prey Every- Single- Night!      Even if I were to die, it will be doubtful anyone would be there at my funeral, and I want my tombstone to say that I died a very sad boy, and that all I ever wanted was to be a child.

What I Do / Hobbies

Now.  Because of my ability to have this web page: I am looking for a talent scout, and having my story published online, perhaps it might make it to Hollywood.  (I do have a You-Tube channel and I am looking forward to uploading more videos.)  If those talent scouts in California read my web page, they need to know that this biography is very long, and I am very proud of my success.  However, if they do choose to hire me as a lead role in an upcoming feature film, that would be great.  (I have a very weird act.)   I have always wanted the spotlight and I am not afraid of showing off my acting skills.

Now I am trying to look for a job, or something to do, but I would rather be in school to be with the other kids. (Even though I have no family to go to School WITH!)  The only thing I know how to to is be a kid.  But asking for a job, It is called, "DISCRIMINATION" because of my child-like abilities.  I also fear Rejection, and besides, I do not even have a family to work for.  Or spend money on.

I am an Actor; most of my Talents are on my YouTube Channel, containing my professional Movie cropping of Dolphin Tale, along with others that I have illegally taken from shows, but mostly it will have my talent in acting.

I am hoping a famous Hollywood celebrity would get in contact with me, like Adam Sandler, Tim Allen, Martin Short, Steve Martin, Sam Neil, Jack Nicholson, Nick Cage, Jim Carry, Kurt Russel, Kevin Costner, Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken, Tom Hanks, Bill Pullman, or even better- Morgan Freeman- (I do want to talk to GOD.),  Oh how I miss my most Favorite Actor: Sir. Robin Williams.  I would also like to say, "HI" to Lance Burton.   Personally, The movie: The Expendables was a very good show, with lots of good actors in it.  I have a youtube with most of my acting abilities linked at the bottom of this page, I also compiled a short video that I like showing a few of my students called, (Name That Actor 101).  So, If you feel compelled to invite me for an actors screening, just let me know.  I am a very weird actor.  Trust me, I have acted in theater many times.  I got my inspiration off watching GOOFY.   I know you will think of this is weird, but I would even like to star in a show with Pee Wee.

I like to consider myself a Professional at Photography; I got my camera in March 2013, for $900 dollars.  I take pictures of scenery and animals, I then upload them onto my computer, and I sometimes make them into Polaroids, and print them out.  It is really fun, and I am really good at it.  And yes, I did take a class to learn Photography.  I crop photos, Edit photos; make video-slideshows from photos and put them on the web.

Because I am a child of the 80s, I enjoy listening to music from the 80s era, music by Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams, Bruce Springsteen, Bonnie Tyler, Billy Idol, Barbra Streistand, and Billy Ray Cyrus.  I even go back a lot farther and listen to The Beatles, The Doors, The Bee Gees, Even The Archies- (Nobody knows about them).  I even listen to Anne Murry, Celine Dion, and many others, I have a whole library of music, 2000+ songs, but I can not seem to get my friends interested in the music I listen to.

I like old games.  I like playing Mario games, with the old Super Nintendo.  I beat Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo countless times.    I even play the Original Final Fantasy.  There is a website that I can go to where I can get a brand new Atari system- Just to play PAC-Man.   I like racing games.  I am not really into bloody games, or rated M games.   Those games kind of freak me out.  But the games I play, I can not show the youth, this is why I hate technology.   And that is one of the things I hate about life.

I am good at typing stories, I know this is illegal but I do have the whole story of Fox In Socks by Dr. Suess, which I typed all myself.  And I typed the whole story to Arnold Lobels, Frog And Toad Are Friends.  Meaning, I am good on computers, I typed this whole web page, with help from MSWord.   And to this day- I am still updating my web page, every once in a blue moon!

I collect Disney Videos.   If you want to get me a Disney movie, it will have to be in Blu-ray/3D format.  I have around 50 Disney VHS tapes.  But with this Darn age of Technology- everything has to be blu-ray.  I watch shows as young hearted like Sonic The Hedgehog.  My favorite is called:  "So Long Sucker".  I like the ending of each episode too, that is primarily why I watch Sonic.   And yes, I even watch, The Little Engine That Could, Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, The Simpsons, and Family Guy.  And I have seen the entire collection of Malcolm In The Middle.

And If you are into technology, and you have a PlayStation 4, or a PlayStation 3 system, and would like to play an online game with me, my PlayStation name is: Phineas760 ..   I am usually playing Neverwinter, it is an adventure game, for all ages and it is free from the PS Store.

I would like someone to come over here and do something with me, like watch one of those neat 1980 shows, or play an old Final Fantasy game, but I do understand that those kids in this new era are not interested in such things.  I have an old classic show called, The California Raisins, (I also have their record.) but no kid would want to be interested in that show.   When you read about my Friends, remember that first chapter is very sad. 

 I thought my life would be easier somehow, I thought that people will all be there to help me, with all me friends there beside me.  But look at me, I can not even keep a straight smile without breaking the truth, and if I were to be happy, knowing that it is something I love to do, then I will just screw up again.  And after carefully thinking of my life, I just come up with the weirdest thoughts- Like adoption, having a child again would be the best thing for me, but with that I know I will just screw up again, knowing that I will fail.   Besides, I know that most adoption agencies will discriminate against me.

Friends and Family

My parents..
My parents live far from me.  Hard for them to commute.  They are getting up in thier ages, I only had 1 friend who really cared about me, and now their gone, I am sure that her boy is now an adult, probably has a family.  Not that they moved but he grown up, it was quite inevitable that this would happen.

That little 10 year old, 4th grader was tutoring me, but stopped when they moved.  His last day of school was on Friday, November 18th, 2011.   (They left in January that next year.)   Ever since then- I was robbed, used, taken advantage of, lied to, was never invited camping, never invited for dinner, never invited for a family trip, never went swimming, had fun, played tag, or any kind of family activity.


Five years after he was kicked out of school: I begun my own tutoring business.  You will find my unique tutoring abilities belowWhile he tutored me on the subjects that I needed help with (Like Math), I was tutoring him with reading and spelling.  He was very smart with his multiplication, where he taught me a very unique thing to do with 9s involving subtraction- and he was only 10 years old. 

As it says above about Tutoring and Mentoring.  I am getting into volunteering for schools to hopefully become more educated.  Hopefully they would understand that this is all I can to do, (It is something I really need) to hopefully make some friends, and possibly find a family.  But you need to know that all my friends are 9 - 11 years old and I am sure the readers of this web page would understand.  Please do remember that all you see when you look at me is the form.  Also please spread the word about my web page, I know it is sad, but it is all true.

Remember, I have an 11 year old mind.

There will Never be a Smile on my face until the day that I can go to school to be with my friends.   And Please remember, With my Social Anxiety, Time Disorder, and the Ultimate wish, I would like to quote something from The Make A Wish Foundation:


This here may be the most saddest story you will ever read in your whole life.


 (Me tutoring kids, would be scary for those who do not read this...) 

I know my Tutoring aspect might seem kind of Desperate of my looking for little friends to Hang with, but know that I am without a family, Plus my ability to please kids who would ask for things, I would do anything for a child, but they would need to meet me half way.  Meaning they would need to work for it.

My Personal Slogan: You Must Work For What You Want.


The Traveling Salesman
Once upon a time, there was a traveling salesman, who made his money by selling his school work.  He came up to a buyer and asked, “Can I have 5 dollars if I do this?”   But the buyer was generous and offered him $10 dollars to do it.  (Sometimes he gave him more- depending on how many pages the Salesman had done.)  The buyer liked how he did not ask for help, he did not complain about his work, and that the salesman would do his work without pestering him.  He also noticed how trusting, and how honest the salesman was, meaning if the buyer found anything wrong, then the salesman would not get anything.


You should know by now that my best friend, (10 years old) who was a lot smarter then me, was kicked from school.  He taught me how to do math, and sometimes he would read to me.  His mom, who I have known for over 20 years has allowed me to be with him so I can have a Family and an Education.  I do not have much education, so when I have friends over here, I like to make it so they work for what they want.  But this has been faded out, with the years upon us, they outgrow me, become smarter then me, have families, and kids of their own.  It is very sad, and with the kids that I tutor, the smiles, the questions, and all those finished math pages- eventually I will lose my tutoring abilities.  Perhaps someday, I will have gained enough friends and Students to start my own tutoring business.  Besides, I do have a few math solutions that my Best Friend taught me.

You might find my teaching abilities kind of unique, I experiment on new teaching abilities everyday.  Having them teach me and having me learn from the student, but still tutoring them, I play as the student, asking them how they did that.  But secretly- I already know the answer to the problem, I ask anyway.  Asking them, "Can you teach me how to do this".   My teaching abilities for 5th and 6th graders, doing (Plus Same Number)- you start by adding 1 + 1, then plus 2, plus 4, plus 8, plus 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024- and so on....

So if you want me to tutor your kid- know that I am a good poet, good at solving puzzles, but I am bad at my reading comprehension, and as for math: I can go up to multiplication but that is about it.

For about 5 years, I was trying to go with time, learning as a 7th grader.  But my accident prevented me from learning, meaning, I only have a 4th grade education, so when I check their work- I usually have to look up the answers in the book, that is why I do not let them work from the book, because they have been known to look in the back.

Just as I have done for my family years ago.

You can however, send teachers out here to talk to me.  I have been told that I have a very weird way of teaching, I do not circle the wrong ones, I tell him how many he got wrong and let him Find and Correct them himself.   If those wrong ones are still there then I start deducting him 5 points from his score.  And as of right now, I only have 1 student.  I do hope to get more.  So, if you want me to be a tutor to your son, or daughter- I would love to.  I will get a work book for the child to work from.  I think I will get a tray where when they are finished with their work, they put their work in the tray, (They must put down their names.)   I get their work out, I will count all the correct answers, once I am finished, he or she will get an award.

However, upon tutoring, I would like to learn with the other 5th graders.  Trust me; I have been with kids for a very long time, at least 12 years, so you can say that I do know how to look after them.  If you want to set me up with an interview, my phone number will be on the card.


Click on Any of the books below to read more about my life.

Please note that because of Identity reasons, there will be no names of my friends or family members in any of my web pages.



By: Mickey Buchanan
6007 Marius Dr.
Klamath Falls, Oregon